Staff Profiles

2016 – 2017 Ke Alaka’i News Online Staff

Here are a few interesting “facts” about each of our staff members, as well as two truths and a lie. Can you figure out which of the three choices are false?


David Murray


Supreme Dark Lord of Ke Alaka’i News || Self-proclaimed horror genre addict || #HarambeLivesMatter

A. Once ate vanilla ice cream with ketchup

B. Overanalyzies movies to the point where’s it’s obnoxious

C. Collects teeth

Paul McGhiey

Editorial Assistant/Layout

Not-Quite-Supreme Dark Lord of Ke Alaka’i News || Avid comic book fan || Six-Time World Champion Bodybuilder

(*still under construction*)




Kolbee Kealoha

Featured Editor/Photography Editor

Crazy One Direction Fan || Avid Reader || 6th-Year Gryffindor Witch and Closeted Disney Princess

A. Has been to two One Direction concerts

B. Has swallowed her own tooth before

C. Has fainted during a blood checkup

Allura Lusardi-Cohen

Student Life and Events Editor

Secretly a shark|| Want to live in a Volkswagen Van|| Ice Cube is my Dad

A.  Went cage diving with sharks

B. Ate a Sea Urchin whole

C. Have to poop when I’m nervous


Michael Delicata

Senior Class Editor

Only leaves his house during a full moon || Lurks in the shadows and under your bed || Loves coffee

A. Has a knife collection

B. Has a ski mask collection

C. Is currently waiting for you at home under your bed

Ka’imi Kalei

Sports Editor

Secretly Mother Nature || Olympic Basketball player || Not very interesting

A. Born on the beach

B. Has ten cousins at Saint Francis

C. Low-key wishes she was a cheerleader

Chelsey Ishikawa

Sports Editor

Notorious sea shell dealer | Ex-anime lover | Married to a spunjah

A. Has a twin brother

B. I have no tonsils

C. Been to Atlantis

Mr Ragus

Technical Advisor

A. Got my appendix removed at 12

B. Swam  Great Barrier Reef

C. I have a tattoo

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